“My cock isn’t public fodder, since I only talk about my character’s cock and not my real one so let’s make AJ destitute for the rest of his life.”

I choo choo choose this comment.

Eat, sleep, train.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Snoop likes sports. I’d go to every championship series too, if I could.

That woman with the puppets should be shot.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

In any one game, an underdog, even a serious underdog has a shot. But the magnificence of Leicester’s title run was that that week in and week out, they had to play some of the best football teams in the World, and do better than them against the same competition. It was incredible. 

If he does go, all of Scotland needs to organize a protest. Those guys can throw insults around like no one else on earth. I really want to hear tens of thousands of people calling him a cunt.

You don’t deserve to have access to the internet.

singing God Bless America every game because a couple buildings fell down 16 years ago, then wondering why baseball games last so long these days

Yeah, but let’s cut to the chase: does he stand up for the National Anthem?

I hope they caps lock this guy up

“I have learned very, very little English – it’s very hard. Just ‘tomorrow’, ‘good morning’, ‘good afternoon’ and a little more.”— If worse comes to worse, he could star in a community theater production of Fawlty Towers as Manuel.

If I hit 4 home runs in a major league game, it could be in Borat’s fluorescent full-body thong and I’m still feeling pretty sweet whenever they show a flashback.

...I’m not sure you’ve watched many Jets games in the last 10 years.

I can’t really talk when it comes to being into weird shit but this is still odd.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”