I don’t think the weather has anything to do with this, whether you like it or not

@miltonpoint, an account with two followers and the default “egg” avatar

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

How many hands do you have?

Garbine Muguruza might be my new favorite player. No tip-toeing on that at all.

Well after what she tried to do to those poor Dalmatians I can’t say I’m really surprised.

Because you punch up, not down.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

I’m sure that distinguishes them, but don’t you want a filtering question that weeds out the bots and not the real people?

How is the brown tint not “Piss Poor”?

Excuse me, but the most powerful figure in chess is a woman, and calling her a lunatic is a typical patriarchy response to a strong woman.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Oh for Pete’s sake people:

Actually he survived.

On what planet can she not “hack it live”? She’s had a massively successful and critically acclaimed tour for the last year. There are multiple commenters raving about her tour, right in this very comment section. Jesus Christ.

“Tebow Stays in the Box As Little As Possible; Still Not Married.”

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

I think maybe you need the therapist, dude.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

This is what Flugtag would look like if it was sponsored by actual cocaine instead of Red Bull.