On this day last year, Game 7 happened.

I think I busted a rib.

I’m consistently amazed I’m not in the greys on Jalopnik. I have no interest in cars.

Hey Drew, that’s a nice date you’ve got set for Auckland, New Zealand.

Yes! Fuck shaving!

Fuck off

Not Ivanka. They should go say hi to Tiffany!

Add to that, practice facilities for all involved won’t be free.

One off game against one team or defeating the field over an entire season?

I’m consistently stunned the only place I’m not in the greys is Jalopnik et al.

Well if that is referring to the victim, then yes, it’s awful. I was giving it the benefit of the doubt because it was a reply to a joke and not the original post, and not being from/in the US, I don’t know if it’s related to the joke in some way.

Hello, welcome to Deadspin, where inappropriate and funny jokes don’t equate to victim blaming.

This might be a broken calendar scenario

You really had me at Willy Wonka-ass administration.

If that was me I’d be trying to swing at the fourth, fifth and sixth terrorist while seriously wondering why my four fists weren’t hitting anything.

Haha. Luckily it was about our third time meeting and (like I said, only our second actual date). It’s a short distance relationship and I’d driven to her because she was the only person home at her place for a week. I met her at the house lol.

Fuck, my fiancee didn’t find out mine for quite some time. Well, she wouldn’t have until date #2 turned into her saying “spank me as hard as you possibly can and choke me” inside 20 minutes. After date #1 didn’t even involve a kiss.

Oddly I prefer sports that don’t involve the teams I support, because they all suck and the games are crap.

Yeah. If I’m honest the weird shit stays between myself and my partner. Broadcasting it to younger women as a flirting technique feels like it’ll have the wrong impact.

Would it not be a Pepsi ad?