My hobby is planes. Read forums, will go and sit at the airport (actually this kinda works as a date if you bring food), have only ever mentioned it in passing even - my girlfriends have probably bought it up more than I have.

I used to work in a contact centre with a team that answered emails, weren’t on the phones. I had a slightly more senior role so “I’m out, seeya guys!” to anyone who could hear was enough.

Truth. I can’t keep my 23 year old girlfriend off the Crime Channel. I just hope she’s not planning ideas for if we break up.

My car is a Japanese import. Turn it on and the radio/GPS still centres on Tokyo. Also just recently discovered on a road trip it will randomly say something in Japanese.

.....how many bedrooms?

He was watching the alternative Super Bowl

Ok I will now reduce my largely unfair stereotype over NASCAR, have a favourite driver now.

Well.....where are they wrong?

We’ll ignore that New Zealand are an expansion team in the Australian National Basketball League

Someone really needs to investigate the technical issue that forces you to open every story.

You are just the worst.

Back when I flew gliders off a pretty narrow grass field, I was coming in to land just as the president of the gliding club allowed a glider to be towed right in front of us.

Oh trust me, don’t think I think I’m right, but I had a commitment and while I was useless at cricket, you turn up to the first thing you say you do.

I went and played cricket rather than the Auckland march. The only reason is because I committed to cricket first. The fact is my voice may not be loud, but whether I attend a march or not doesn’t matter - I support women in a big way and find the current mood unsettling. But I didn’t have to turn up to a march (and…

Just teach them to be normal human beings who respect each other. I’m training to become a teacher and at some point this is going to be a hurdle I’ll face.

Those tickets I got for the Tennessee Titans something stupid sold out game were nice and cheap.

Oh and my girlfriend is considering disowning her alcoholic mother and hide up in a different city with me. Both of my parents were alcoholics (and I guess my dad still is since he’s still alive) but I stuck with them and my mum only really recovered not long before she died, but it was worth it.

My older brother got introduced to his exceptionally weather partner by my mother (my brother came from my Dad’s first marriage) and he couldn’t wait to say all manner of bad things about my mother after she died. We’ll ignore she treated him like a son, and my brother now essentially refuses to speak to my father and…

For a team that took a year to pick a city, three logos isn’t the worst issue they could have.

Yeah but nothing says fun like sand in your ass