I’d go - but only if they played where I live, in New Zealand

Probably be as fast as a 49ers fan going to San Jose

Yeah but the Rams are dreadful. Nobody wanted to see them in St Louis, like fuck anyone wanted them in LA.

How to become a statistic 101

When I played cricket at a young age it seemed like Man of the Match was given out arbitrarily to ensure everyone got it. I got it one week and was like “wtf?”, then the next week I won us a game almost single-handedly, and because I’d got my bullshit award the previous week, someone else got it. For shit’s sake.

Good technique.

If you field at silly point and aren’t protecting the wedding tackle, you’re an idiot. That said, I used to bat without protection so I can’t talk.

Oh right. I guess we mostly miss it because Bills fans are running interference most of the time.

He’s collecting a (probably ridiculously large) salary for doing nothing but looking silly in public once a year. I’d do it.

You know things are bad for San Francisco when JERRY JONES looks better than they do.

“That’s okay, we’d just waste it anyway”

Even Jim Tomsula looks sideways at Inglewood. Especially given the racetrack has been torn down and he can’t look for dropped winning tickets anymore.

When did the clock start running during extra point attempts?

He wasn’t swearing enough, clearly.

I understood hanging the flag upside down was a protest?

Along with skipping town, the Raiders have to hurt the fans in extra ways.

Apparently nobody does

I call BS. Texans fans?????

I thought the catch rule has always been make it up as you go along?

I live in Auckland, New Zealand. The entire country dumps on us in a big way. I hate that I love the place and wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.