It’s annoying because Tiffany is the hot one. Not my personal preference, but you know. I suspect she’s adopted.

Those hashtags win. I refuse to buy a car that isn’t chain driven - my god that saves so much cost.

Maybe the guy passing on the information fucked up this particular week and passed on the fake game plan?

My issues with it are:

It was making a point about the Europa League

Shit I just got a 2005 Corolla with stuff all miles on it. I’m going to run it until it (or I) die..

I’m taller than some NFL players?

Fuck, walk around Auckland for about five fucking minutes

They are out to sea...

It wasn’t just me!

Fuck right off

My ex-girfriend got me into a fight where I was going to be killed. I talked it down (somehow) by saying “Hey look, she provoked you, I’m just her boyfriend, you have no beef with me, and are you going to go hit a woman?”

I refuse to believe they wouldn’t move slowly by accident

I’m guessing Tiffany isn’t really a Trump, as she doesn’t look weird.

640 mls is not oversized. My crate (yes wooden!) of 750ml Speights is way better and would almost certainly taste better

I don’t have any! Any famous person I’ve met (or spoken to having worked in a bank contact centre) has been the fucking coolest people! The assholes were the nobodies who decided they were somebody.

You were going to a bad place but it’s hard to fault that kind of quality setup.

Have some “Love Is Blindness” in The Great Gatsby

I hope my foot doesn’t get stuck so I can help you climb down from your much higher horse

Whilst this lady is a moron, thank you so much for assuming I’m the same, as a 20-something.