I spent yesterday floating in my pool getting a tan. Man the Southern Hemisphere is nice.

No because the breaks are known by viewers as “fuck who’s making the beer run?”

Even though it screwed my team over, credit where it’s due.

Curious given I can’t even remember the last scuffle in the NFL

We went in on it before Bridgewater went down. It was shits and giggles and since she would have got the whole payout after the breakup I’m not feeling so down on it.

I just realised that after placing a bet in partnership with my girlfriend that the Vikings would win it all, they went 5-0. Then she broke up with me and they’ve lost 6 of the last 7.

Quetapel. Puts you to sleep, doesn’t fuck you over. Admittedly, if you need to pee, get it done first because you’ll be mentally there, but you won’t move at your preferred pace.

Hoping this was deliberate

I’m so glad this isn’t in the greys

There’s no way this isn’t objectively funny.

No you may not. Thank you.

Removing family can be hard and not fun. I say that as the poor one who cut off the millionaires.

Usefulness of the Monarchy put aside, that building probably is worth that amount in tourism, over the money given and timeframe given.

Ashley, you’re amazing and I think you’re great, but let’s stop joking about things like that.

They’re still better than me

Fatasses stand around for 80 minutes and we’re all bored.

I love cricket. It’s like baseball, but fun!

They’re saying behaviour was better this year too.

A true metaphor for what a cock-up this team is.

You can’t possibly make that banner, step back and think that’s a job well done.