How the fuck do you even? Wouldn’t common sense be to add names and numbers to a mass produced template?

Freedom of speech only matters when you’re saying what the “silent majority” (fucking lol too) want to hear.

Why the fuck do you even need the anthem before every bog standard who gives a shit club game anyway?

Of course he’s not! He’s Scottish!

To those suggesting building a wall so he has to stay in Mexico, for shame.

I hope they’ve invited him just to decline his entry.

I’ve opened the fridge and reflex caught glass items that roll out at or below knee level without thinking. However my greatest fear is the ball coming at me at a sporting event because I will somehow make sure I get hit in the face in the dopiest fucking way (and probably end up on Deadspin for it).

He should have just gone with friend. Roommate sounds like he was obliged to spend time with a coloured.

Magary needs whiskey, stat!

Like fuck, I know right? Every time a new story pops up on Deadspin I’ve got this uncontrollable urge to open it, instead of scrolling past it as though I’m not a retard.

Got to admit, he can handle himself just like a real New Yorker.

Please record video of the moment Drew finds out

Honestly must be a great opportunity to get your hands on.

The total icing on the cake would have been the Pats coming into an unexpected playoff game in San Diego, and Bosa forces a fumble on a game winning drive for Tom Brady to march down the field and score on a QB sneak.

Dear whoever made the other sites way easier to see,

What can you buy with $25 million that you can’t buy with $15 million?

He then watched Russell Wilson throw a stupid interception without being asked to move.

So The Concourse is Gawker Dot Com now? That’s all good.

My team essentially purchased their stadium off our city so they could stay there - they haven’t had naming rights since Ericsson (remember them?) dropped them in 2004. Eventually they’ll move to a stadium in the middle of the city that will be taxpayer funded - except Vodafone have said they’ll pay for most of it, in…

Hi Ashley,