I talked my girlfriend into putting money on the Vikings for this season. Even though we’re pussy gamblers and outlay $5 at the most.

I would have every female in the New Zealand team and would brag about it.

I’m kind of impressed my uni made it onto Deadspin

I watch Thursday night football because it’s my only day off from everything. I love being able to sit back and be pissed off a shitty match every week....as my only football option.

We didn’t change our flag because the alternative options were 50 shades of FUCKED

Can someone please drag my ass out of the greys?

This is where I point out a pale skinned Tongan man got vilified for saying monkeys on TV....

We wear black, dick.

Hockey. Sticks and a very solid ball. Not for me.

We’ve had a rough games, so it’s so nice to have a moment /totes emo /yay nikki /im not crying

Given the quality of English cooking, are we surprised?

He won’t approve it because you couldn’t be bothered spelling douche correctly, douche.

I can barely eat enough to eat a kids meal due to an emergency surgery a few years ago. I’d order more often from the kids menu if I could. These kind of tips are excellent.

This is gouda Kinja

I wish they had gone with the ice cubes. New event: who can do better than the Titanic?

Oh now you’re talking shite.

Fuck it got dusty in here real quick.

I blew out my ankle last year and found compression gear helped the recovery - but only because it was the same as strapping it.

Still worked out in my favour.

Not a single Tongan in Auckland looks like that. Which is for the best, because the ego would be awful.

Nah, ball’s white. We’ll let him be.