Show some respect - the man had over 1100 assists in his career!

I have no idea what’s going on here, but Magic Johnson looks really upset.

What a baby. In my church league nothing short of a compound fracture keeps the big fellas out. Hell, I’ve been playing on an STD for weeks. The real issue here is with the fortitude of these young men. Either pony up or saddle off chief. I pay far too much for cable for this nonsense and frankly I’ve had enough.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

+1 tear

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

Just tell them they better hope there aren’t tapes.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Same deal with being pro-choice generally: absofuckinglutely nobody is pro-abortion. Ideally, there would be no need (an unrealistic best-case scenario). The religious fuckwits can stuff it, as can the shitbird Republicans & anyone else who doesn’t believe proper health care is a fundamental human right and that…

I fucking love it when you come and drop truth bombs, Chris Kluwe. You da real MVP.

I did the Murph once w/o a vest and finished around 50 min - I’ve run 5 minute miles, multiple marathons, set the men’s soccer squat record at Clemson my junior w/ 62 reps at 225, and I played in the MLS for 2 years.

You may have technically “played” in the NFL, but his dad owned a USFL team. Oh yeah, and he’s at least 25% orangutan.

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

Make America Deplane Again.

Plain is good. Lexus will look very dated in a few years. Meanwhile plain cars like the e39 5 series, e46 3 series, b5 S4, MKIV Jetta/Golf, still look good.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. At first glance, if Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger. But he would be dead anyway as walruses never live to be 47 years old.