Whelp, I guess we’ve finally found a reason not to buy the Cybertruck.

Sarcasm. I make virtually the same comment every time an article comes out about a Cybertruck failure. I’ve written a LOT of them.

Whelp, looks like we’ve found first reason not to buy a Cybertruck.

This is the car you make your Fantasy Football last place finisher drive for a year.

Dagnabit Roscoe, you let them Duke boys slip outta your hands like a greased pig you bumbling idiot!

I feel lied to. I was taught by 70's television that cars going off a cliff were supposed to explode, and sometimes while in-mid air.

How about instead of $8000 to repair the mural we start an even larger fund to help LGBTQ+ people move the fuck out of Florida.

It does now...

Don’t drive it in the rain or get it wet? Is this a truck or a museum piece? What an utter shit show.

That rule doesn’t apply to homes. Simple compromise - ditch your mortgage and live in your financed car. :)

The Darwin Award buzzards are circling.

BMW telling people to “buy one now!” is akin to a rug warehouse hanging a ‘going out of business’ sign for the last 20 years.

Did they not try politely asking the criminals not to break the law?

I dunno, spending the entire second Trump administration behind bars sounds pretty sweet to me.

Sounds as if they are more reliable than the average Ford Range Rover.

With all the issues other people are having, I think you can count yourself lucky. That being said, if you’re looking to get out of your ride I will submit a formal offer of $350 to buy your car.

‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Except that it does.

Always good to keep your Volvo’s background nice and neat.
(I’m a child)

Also, “Hyundai” rhymes with “Sunday”
(I worked with them for a while)