Okay, so if you get in an accident while you’re on a company Teams meeting, your medical expenses will be covered 100% by OSHA, right? RIGHT, Microsoft?

The best chip flavor is not Salt & Vinegar, it’s All-Dressed. Fight me.

It’s god-damned criminal how underfunded our schools are and how underpaid our teachers are.

No, but it’s inherently ickier to me to know that a hundred people’s disgusting habits are inside my car than one or two previous owners’. Also, it was just a joke - maybe just take it for what it is?

You rent out your car to hundreds of people before selling it?

We were promised jetpacks.

$20k? That’s like a buck per stranger’s fart in your drivers seat.

Nissan and Infiniti still exist?

Gary Gensler looks like if the Six Flags guy got lasik.

A few months ago I went around my house and found 11 water bottles, none of which I’d bought myself or ever used. They all went in the trash. I don’t know why, but people seem to loooove giving them as gifts, and fer chrissakes don’t we all have enough fucking water bottles by now?

If you can afford to put gas in your Kia, you can buy an AirTag for $25. It’s far cheaper than paying your insurance deductible.

There isn’t a car brand out there that doesn’t have some kind of Achilles heal that, when looked back on in hindsight, you couldn’t say “shouldn’t have bought that brand.” It’s a fool’s errand. Also, most people can’t just buy another car whenever they want.

A) The current MBUX voice assistant is not very good. I’ve given up on it entirely, and while Siri isn’t all that good either, it’s leaps better than MBUX.

B) All auto manufacturers are capturing and selling your voice data these days, even when you’re not talking to the car. Don’t like it? Get a 1979 Datsun 240Z,…

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And a bad yoke at that :)

I don’t care if it’s a ‘concept’ vehicle or not. Steering wheels should be an actual, round wheel. I’m having none of whatever the fuck this thing is:

That is so gloriously specific that I want to frame it. Have all my stars.

“I could have sworn I left my driveway around here somewhere” has to be the weirdest sentence to catch yourself saying under your breath.

Wait, so you’re telling me he WASN’T on drugs when he decided to buy Twitter?

I have to wonder if it’s as valuable when being sold by the second owner though? I guess it depends on whether it’s driven by someone other than Jordan.