I’m glad the younger generation has figured out what it took me until my 40s to understand: Money is best spent on experiences, not things. Sorry BestBuy, but memories are far more valuable than toys.

You can’t sue people for taking pictures of you in a public place where you have no reasonable expectation of privacy. Additionally, editorial use is fair game, which is why paparazzi can sell photos of celebrities to TMZ. Gizmodo can’t sell prints of these photos of course, but they can absolutely publish them on an…

Johnny Bench is hanging up.

There’s a metaphor in this, but which one to choose?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be setting the dinner table for the delicious schadenfreude we’re about to receive.

George Santos is a gigantic twat waffle, and he’s definitely lying about this. However, did Jason’s calculations consider idling time? In Manhattan, sitting in traffic is like 80% of your trip. Also, Presidents don’t control gas prices.

The show went off the air in 1989, when did Millennials ever see it?

That’s not how tax deductions work. Donations to charity only offset your taxable income, and you also have to subtract the fair market value of the product purchased. Assuming the Cybertruck is worth, what, $50-75k, the donor can deduct $325-350k. At a 37% tax rate, that works out to be a tax savings of $120-130k.…

Sure, but I never claimed they would be worth anything, just that they may be collectible. He may never get that $400k back, but then again there are some antique cars worth well above that. Time will tell, but as for me, I wouldn’t pay a single dollar for one. They’re hideous.

I agree with you, but let’s be honest - Gawker doesn’t hire journalists, they hire glorified bloggers. The best you’d get from Jezebel is fashion advice on how to avoid an abduction.

And the crowd goes mild.

Yikes. Would Michael Richards even be invited to take part? Kind of hard to not have Kramer, but...you know...the incident...

It’s absurd that we’re even talking about whether someone making $100k can afford a new car.

...in Florida it is now legal for mothers to kill and eat their children, no matter their age

The Cybertruck is likely a bit different than your average new car model though. One day they’ll probably be as collectible as DeLoreans, as the smart money seems to be on Tesla not making too many.

I think you missed the joke.

We should absolutely be focusing on the global crisis. Everything is burning, people are fighting, and there is too much pain and suffering to measure.

But yeah, enough about X. Have you heard about Israel and Hamas?

Oh no! I hope he has millions and millions of dollars to live on during his retirement!

Oh yeah, that rule is rarely enforced but it’s on the books where I live too. That sucks! And there is actually a treaty (or whatever you want to call it) that allows your drivers licenses to be used in just about every other first world country. That’s why I’ve been able to rent a car in Europe, Australia, New…

Yeah, we do that here too (Washington State), but it’s rare. Problem is, people think blinking yellow arrow means “go quickly, it’s about to turn red!” and end up speeding through their turn. My neighbor, who moved here from California, had no idea what it was. That’s the problem with state-by-state driving signals…