I can’t take any more of this today. If anyone needs me I’ll be over at Kotaku decontaminating my brain.

One year closer to Lorne Michaels’ retirement. Then maybe SNL finally does one of the two things it deserves: get cancelled, or get better.

Over 100 credits, and yet to me he’ll forever be Stringer Bell.

Not everyone who played at Lilith Fair were gay.
Not everyone who played at All Things Go were straight.
Your comment makes no sense.

Exactly. Many actors follow the “one for them, one for you” policy of choosing which projects to take. And come on, look at the guy, he doesn’t seem like someone who wants to be bothered on the street. He once talked about walking around with Jack Black and how good Jack was with fans and the art of being a celebrity. …

Nope, those films had nothing to do with it. If they did, he would have been done after Scott Pilgrim bombed. Instead, in-between art house stuff and movies with friends he’s done quite well.

2007 - Juno - $232 million
2009 - Youth in Revolt ($19.7m on $18m budget)
2010 - Scott Pilgrim (box office bomb)
2013 - Superbad…

I saw Gigli in the theater.

Michael Cera has stated time and again how he doesn’t like being famous, and that he deliberately stepped out of the spotlight because of it. So any ‘stall’ in his career was self-inflicted.

Joke’s on us. Dianne Feinstein died six years ago. Dems had been Weekend At Bernie-ing that old hag just to keep her vote.

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before someone finds a Slovakian basketball player from Melania’s home town that looks a lot like Barron.

“They promised they would shred the indictment and stop the grand jury if I helped them out,” he reportedly wrote in the book.

60 women accusing Bill Cosby of rape is plausible. But 61? No freakin’ way.

My first thought for a sub-compact was a Mini Countryman. They’re fun, attractive, and you can EASILY find a clean, low mileage used one for $20-30k.

Underrated comment!

It came with my car free for three years, and I used it just once. When you have a tiny, one-car garage it gets kinda smoggy in there.

Thank goodness for all the ‘middle-aged white guy’ representation in late night television these days. I sure was tired of all those Samantha Bees and Trevor Noahs balancing the scales ever so slightly. Good riddance, different perspectives!

^^^ This right here. A coupe SUV is terrible at being a coupe (too big and tall) and terrible at being an SUV (no cargo or head room). They’re utterly pointless.

destroyed the car, burned down a significant portion of her home

No way they dated. She’s much too old for him.

Stallone’s most reliable latter-day tentpoles is no longer keeping the tent up off the ground.