Exactly. Many actors follow the “one for them, one for you” policy of choosing which projects to take. And come on, look at the guy, he doesn’t seem like someone who wants to be bothered on the street. He once talked about walking around with Jack Black and how good Jack was with fans and the art of being a celebrity. …

Nope, those films had nothing to do with it. If they did, he would have been done after Scott Pilgrim bombed. Instead, in-between art house stuff and movies with friends he’s done quite well.

2007 - Juno - $232 million
2009 - Youth in Revolt ($19.7m on $18m budget)
2010 - Scott Pilgrim (box office bomb)
2013 - Superbad…

Hey, how about we ask the workers to pay their employers all the income they’re not generating, so the workers are motivated to “not let it get to that point and fix it quickly when it does?”

Yeah, that’d also be a dumb idea.

You want businesses to go bankrupt? When your workforce goes on strike you rely on your surplus payroll to make up for the loss of income. Now you want them to make no income AND pay the workers? There would be no jobs to come back to. I’m all for unions and workers rights, but that idea makes so little sense it makes…

I saw Gigli in the theater.

Michael Cera has stated time and again how he doesn’t like being famous, and that he deliberately stepped out of the spotlight because of it. So any ‘stall’ in his career was self-inflicted.

Humanity’s ability to live on this planet is quickly becoming fucked beyond return. The only thing keeping me happy is that I’m closer to my death than my birth. I’ll probably check out just before humankind is forced to.

Joke’s on us. Dianne Feinstein died six years ago. Dems had been Weekend At Bernie-ing that old hag just to keep her vote.

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before someone finds a Slovakian basketball player from Melania’s home town that looks a lot like Barron.

“They promised they would shred the indictment and stop the grand jury if I helped them out,” he reportedly wrote in the book.

I read a different article that suggested it was happening to iPhone 15s outside of the US only, because they still use a physical SIM card while we’ve switched to digital. Apparently it’s feasible that the SIM compartment could interfere with the internal cooling.

60 women accusing Bill Cosby of rape is plausible. But 61? No freakin’ way.

My first thought for a sub-compact was a Mini Countryman. They’re fun, attractive, and you can EASILY find a clean, low mileage used one for $20-30k.

Underrated comment!

It came with my car free for three years, and I used it just once. When you have a tiny, one-car garage it gets kinda smoggy in there.

Thank goodness for all the ‘middle-aged white guy’ representation in late night television these days. I sure was tired of all those Samantha Bees and Trevor Noahs balancing the scales ever so slightly. Good riddance, different perspectives!

^^^ This right here. A coupe SUV is terrible at being a coupe (too big and tall) and terrible at being an SUV (no cargo or head room). They’re utterly pointless.

Sorry, but I’m sticking with the traditional method, which is to let the spider bite my dick.

destroyed the car, burned down a significant portion of her home

Sure it will. I just installed it on my Newton.