Oh god I hope she gets the VP pick. Sure, it’s a terrifying thought, but she’d be more of an anchor to Trump than Sarah Palin was to John McCain.

Came here looking for David Lynch’s “Eraserhead”, but was sadly disappointed. Such a disturbing mind-fuck of a film.

Nowhere in the constitution that says she can’t, amirite Trumpkins?

100%. Lizardo wins again.

$5 a plate? Man, crack sure is cheap in Texas!

Not only that, but you should see the look on Conservatives’ faces when you point out that if Mike Pence could have invalidated the election in 2020, so could Kamala Harris in 2024.

The woman is clearly in the wrong for what she did, but is it pertinent to the story that she’s white and the kid is black? I don’t see it. Maybe Kalyn is inserting racism into the story herself just for the clicks?

That makes a lot of sense. Thank you!

How exactly did he not notice until now that he didn’t get paid?

Swordfish.

Man, Hannity is looking old and ragged AF. Even the caked-on makeup can’t hide it. Must be what happens when your head is up Trump’s ass for that many years.

The answer is:
D. There’s no monthly fee, just a one-time payment of $12,000 which is good for the lifetime of the car (original owner only), or until GM decides to cancel the service entirely (likely 2025).

Bring back Kennedy Steve!

“Daddy loves you, kids, but car rides aren’t free. I’m gonna need you to start making campaign contributions.”

Why does he always looks like he’s either crying, in pain, or both?

Also, it’s “plenty OF critical acclaim”. So yeah, one sentence with two mistakes. AI would be an improvement, frankly.

I dunno, don’t fuck with women. Even the LDS elders know not to poke that beehive.

Replace ‘constitution’ with ‘bible’ and you have the same sad story.

Wait... we’re going to focus on Musk’s driving and love of LotR, but we’re just brushing over the fact that Grimes gifted him a fucking box of animal bones she’d collected?

Look, I love trolling Musk, but it appears that these two were meant to be together.

I agree, and said as much when I mentioned security breaches being a problem.