That may be true. But I haven’t touched alcohol in 17 years for similar reasons and my doctor would not say I had no history of ever drinking alcohol. She would say “has no history of alcohol abuse and does not currently consume alcohol” or something of that ilk.

I’m pretty sure that Teddy Roosevelt halfway through an asthma attack would still be in better shape than Trump on his best day.

Just like Dr. Spaceman.

Also

I am 100% sure this letter is bullshit. Grammar mistakes aside, the turns of phrase are signature Trump. Also note how he carefully doesn’t mention Trump’s non-therapeutic drug use. You can’t possibly convince me that a guy who was a billionaire in the 1980s didn’t do plenty of cocaine at a bare minimum. Not to…

Hitler didn’t murder millions until after he obtained power. Comparisons to pre-fuhrer Hitler are not a “little much.”

OK, this might be (i.e. is) nitpicky, but there is no way in hell he has been Trump’s doctor since 1980. He graduated from Tufts in 1975. Then did an internal medicine residency (3 years) and then, presumably, a GI fellowship (another 3 years) which leaves him as an independent physician in private practice starting…

to crazy people

On your soul...

“Chester Cheetah impersonator”

Kind of seems noteworthy that he didn’t even get which doctor was writing his “report” correct.

To Whom My Concern?

So, Obama’s state-issued “Certification of Live Birth” wasn’t good enough, but Trump promises medical records and we just get a doctor’s note.

Doctors, heads up. This is what happens when you tell your megalomaniacal patient, “Just write something down, I’ll sign it.”

Pretty sure it takes the TSA 7 hours to do anything. Sure feels like it at least.

Poverty ages you really fast. That’s not unrealistic at all. Growing up in the mountains a few hours away from Dollywood, people tended to zoom into the wrinkly apple stage and stay there.

you do god’s work my friend

You don't actually know what "transcribe" means, do you?

The barn thing was hilarious. Also, if her mom was 15 when she got married and was perpetually pregnant with 8 kids- she must have been in her late 20s in this era—- so why the fuck did her parents look like they were 70!? In reality they were probably 50. Fucking annoyed me the whole time.

First gay dudes, now all women...is there anyone these dudes don’t think is willing to sign up to be shot at just for the chance to fuck them?