Few can resist the vaginal gravity well. That’s why women should avoid congregating; it could create a world-destroying uterine singularity.

a vagina is actually not a manhole. You can’t just fall into one.

Yes, and the eulogies from his friends and partner were really what brought me comfort. He did seem like he was somewhat religious, and I think it’s fine that the presence of religion was there, but like you can’t find anything to say that isn’t about god or christ? It made me think there should be someone offering a…

This exact thing happened to my sister. She went to what my parents thought was a horse back riding camp and it had that component but it was super duper Baptist. She loves animals and they told her animals couldn’t go to heaven, she was inconsolable. We were raised Catholic and my mom took her to the priest who said…

I was at a gathering of friends yesterday and people started telling their stories of being emotionally assaulted by Christians.

Good for this guy. I’m about done with Baptists this week. If you’re religion dictates you should tell parents that just lost their baby to SIDS that it happened because they weren’t living right, then you deserve to see your diety mocked. Sorry, I’m getting a little personal, but this happened to a good friend…

Good! I hope they’re successful. Since the child will probably find out eventually, I imagine it will be less traumatic for her to be living with people who knew her parents as something other than monsters when she does.

Thanks for sharing that. I love your story. I’m sorry, but I’m going to tell all my nerd friends about it.

Carrie Fisher is the shit. “Gary’s bored as hell.” BEST INTERVIEW EVER.

I went to Comic-Con, and waited in line to take a picture with her, and she had this pup with her then too! She was just so kind and sweet, she held my hand! and when she thought the photo didn’t turn out well, she asked the picture people to take a second one, and she was right, the first photo I had my eyes closed.…

I don’t know, he’s had to see Cruz’s name all over the news this whole time. I have a particularly vile former roommate that after a few years of hate I’ve graduated to a semi-zen “I wish her well, and far away” POV, but if she had a political following constantly Tweeting about how she was the smartest person in the…

FUCKIN CRAIG, LOVE THAT GUY

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.

I've gotten beard burn from a guy...in other places...more embarrassing places.

Sober, no.

whoa my little sister is going to cut you for saying that shit about athelstan.

Agreed, didn’t Trump’s own WIFE accuse him of violently raping her?

I mean, you could say that but I don’t know if it’s necessarily the case. She’s got a pretty strong resume based on what she’s done herself the last 15 years. Being Secretary of State, a Senator and the runner-up the last go-around would still probably make her the front-runner considering who else is in the field.

But once again a woman is having to answer for the actions of a man.

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.