I feel like the only thing we need less right now than a Richard Simmons biopic is a Pauly Shore comeback. 

“we all need this biopic now more than ever.”

“Cast me, I’m Irish.”

The idea that, on some level, it was a bioweapon created half an hour ago

Kevin's dad is mob lawyer, in my opinion, and his family are gangsters. Or at least mob-affiliated. 

How can two guys and a girl even afford a pizza place in this economy?

Does anyone have any insights into how much it would cost to live in the Friends apartments, while we’re all talking about things we figured out literal decades ago?

Having so much money allows Kevin’s family to be the absolute worst to him emotionally and abandon him multiple times.

To be fair, the music the band’s playing being called jizz makes more sense in that context.

Worse was the constantly shuffling on the carpet and shocking people

I heard he went all Wesley Snipes and would only answer to the name “Electro.”

Adult Will wakes up next to Susanne Plechette, no Japanese food before bedtime for him anymore!

Fun fact, in Japan popular anime often get turned into stage musicals, but instead of doing that for One Piece, they adapted it into a Kabuki play because that’s considered classier.

that’s like watching Batman’s parents get killed all over, but it takes 10+ hours to get through.

He was so good in The Big Sick Irishman

Yeah, they flogged the “will they, won’t they” trope with Ray and Doris so hard.

“you came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”

Clearly Gary’s mustache was doing all the work in those movies!  But did the mustache get time off for his kids?  NO!

More like Bore-bie, amirite?