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Orson Welles speaking for Gin + Wine. It’ll knock you on your keester, and it’s sensibly priced at $8.95 a gallon.

I believe that this is standard game show practice not to give the prize until the show airs. For instance, I know that The Price is Right won’t give you your winnings until the show airs to avoid spoilers. 

Netflix turned down a serial killer program? The hell you say.

No, money down!

I’m glad to see Chaos from Primal Rage finally got a new gig!

Reading about it doesn’t do it justice so I encourage everyone to watch some video clips and take note of how Musk is constantly looking out into the audience after every comment, desperately seeking any kind of approval. It’s quite sad and pathetic. He never started from a good baseline anyway, but you can see how

Oh boy is that a long and tragic tale. The short version is Soap went bankrupt, got bought out by in stride, that company also went bankrupt, then Soap was purchased by Heelys, they nearly went bankrupt, and were bought by a branding company. Which, in 2021, filed for chapter 11. So now it’s not clear who owns the

Yeah ok whatever, I wanna know what HUNTER Fieri’s contract looks like

One day Marvel will tell the story of Schlong Giganto. And when that day comes, he will be there.

They seem happy to me...

“Thanks for your patience and support during this challenging time.”

Condemning Israel makes you anti-Semitic

“I often say to people,” adds Harcourt, who apparently often says this to people,

The schism can be traced to the discovery that one of them CAN, in fact, go for that.

“Huh, that’s weird that he worded it as ‘give up smoke,’ and not ‘give up smoking.’ Let’s not examine that at all.”

Scott denies that his mother was a hamster, but is noticeably silent on the subject of his father smelling of elderberries.

It’s a new development in that it seems to have come back after a long absence for whatever reason. Licensed shovelware games were mostly banished to mobile, it felt like. Why are they coming back to PC and console?

What’s cooler than being cool? This damn room, someone turn up the thermostat, I’m freezing!

I don't think so, Tim.

So ...Edibles it is then.