Lol why not just sing a song called “sun-down town” and be done with it? 

“When do we get the FREAKIN’ LICENSE PLATES?!”

I thought the way to get your tax-dodging, rolling safety/fire hazard with grey market guns in the glovebox (or plain sight) was to roll down to tractor supply and grab a “farm use” tag... they even come with a sovereign citizen starter kit.

“I’ve never actually seen Akira, but those examples have been a part of my understanding of the movie for years, and I know I’m not the only one.”

1-16 Pick a Jackie Chan Movie

This is going to ruin Donald Jordan’s genius strategy for circumventing trademark laws

“Hola, María! Mañana,...(*points at butt*) haces, um,...poopie? Caca? Caca, sí....Sí, el casa de Senor Sarandos...Sí...Gracias, María!”

Part of the appeal of the AV Club was that it used to be decent, well-thought out pieces that were both insightful and easy-to-read. The Katie Rifes, the Jesse Hassengers, the C+. C+.* Dowd’s - these guys used used to crank out well-thought out critical pieces.

Well yeah, we already saw at WrestleMania this year how unsafe Prime is.

“Now I am become destroyer of women for other men.”

(Oppenheimer pulls his pants down)

He doesn’t like glass because it’s just processed sand. And as we all know about sand, it’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Just get John Cena to apologize for it. It worked last time.

The sphere is effectively an outdoor electronic billboard, that probably runs on Windows, and functions as a secondary or mirrored display. So I wonder how long it’ll be before the Sphere looks like this:

This is the greatest thing in Vegas, and it makes me want to take a trip just to Vegas again to see it.

I can’t figure out how to post a picture, so I’ll just link to the story instead.  Thanks to Sean O’neal it’s what I always think of when I see something about Brett Ratner.

Whelp, sounds like someone’s headed back to the Jonathan Minors

You forgot Indiana Jones and the Kinja Slideshow of Annoyance

Oh, you hadn’t heard? The AV Club is written by an actual middle school AV Club.