Pom, it’s a beautiful name... Pom, Pom? POM!

Avatar 2 took 13 years because James Cameron was off goofing around in submarines... maybe this is what’s holding-up Gabe and Half-Life 3 as well?

Tom Cruise courts death with extreme stunts... Pom Klementieff apparently takes the Houdini route.

I’m sure they calmed down once Zaslav explained how the move will maximize value for shareholders.

Friend, let me tell you about a gas station/made to order food franchise in the greater Pennsylvania/Western Maryland area called Sheetz...

“D-Cell, right? I still got that scar, and I still use that battery”

“I got mine!”

Perfect tie-in idea: White Castle Kraven Case! Feel like an extreme hunter bro by housing 100 awful sliders in special Kraven-themed packaging. Let the diarrhea flow like the blood of your enemies!

Yeah, but ‘Confederate’...

Thank you kindly! I remember using that in a photo montage assignment in like, the sixth grade, and freaking out all the girls.

Sorry, the picture didn’t upload:

Also: shit like these is probably why Nintendo is so obsessive about their image these days... don’t let them tell you it was all because of the 90s Mario movie.

This one scared me as a child the few times it popped-up on TV. The mom’s dead... mommy’s don’t die!

I have no earthly idea, and it seems like everyone fucking has one. I feel like half the sources from an AV Club article these days come from an actor sharing an experience on their own podcast (or the podcast of a fellow actor). That guy from ‘You’ talking about not wanting to do sex scenes anymore was all on his…

I mean... when they were cutting a check for $20 mil, what did they think they were going to get? A new comedy improv show or another true crime podcast? Maybe Meghan would do some curated playlist DJ-ing gigs on the weekend?

“My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage...”

Put some in your hair for a great mohawk!

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Stray observations:

“We need more secret sauce! Go put this mayonnaise out in the sun.”