Yeah, it looks like (at least in the US) it’s also on Tubi and Pluto if you don’t have Paramount+.

I hope this isn’t too gauche, but I would love it if he put “Now what?!” on his tombstone.

You know... for the Christmas tree!

With a little help from his companion fairy Navi (Cardi B), Link (Tom Holland) decides to leave his elf village to save Princess Zelda (Lily Rose-Depp) from the evil clutches of Ganon (Artificial Intelligence Vocal Replicator)...while also learning that it’s okay to be yourself.

If they wanted some real bonafides, they coulda given him an Atari Lynx.

In fairness, I clocked that error and thought to myself “C’mon guys, it’s Dr. Fate”

Like, will this have a full, ‘cant-get-past-the-title-screen’ style shutdown, or is it strictly the multiplayer components? Those are certainly important, but if I remember this game still had a pretty basic bot mode - was there split screen at all?

“My wife dined here... something fulfilled my wife, and I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW! So I can make it for her at home.”

Stryker’s hanging out in the Netherrealm until this whole Jan 6 thing cools off.

Interplay, you know what to do:

Yeah yeah I know, and I don’t disagree. I guess it just seems weird to me because it’s a surprisingly inclusive opinion coming from Hitchens. Like, I could see a preacher giving the very same kind of response to the congregation. Kinda hurtful to Highlanders, though.

Gorillas in the Midst... of transforming into giant robots.

I... won’t be back!?

That almost seems more like an argument for imposing a Logan’s Run-style age limitation.

oh no the EU of Star Wars isn’t canon I guess the way you felt reading it was a falsehood.

Olestra Chips = Order 66

I think it’s safe to say that most ‘based on a true story’ tales have always played things fast and loose with the actual truth, but I feel like these days there has been more brazenness with straight-up bullshitting things.

Also relevent:

Ugh, the Snyder cuts are terrible... Grizbo stabbed first!

It think the choices here are pretty agreeable - I would instead just argue that there need to be more slots, because there’s still quite a few stinkers that were omitted. I almost missed the bit about how this was specifically limited to movies and miniseries - otherwise I had a whole rant about why Under the Dome…