Typical non-response.

White Sox games in the 1970's were complete insanity. You know how the old 10 Cent Beer Night story gets bounced around and people react like "Holy shit! That's nuts!"? That was 81 days a year on at Old Comiskey on the South Side (minus the riot spilling onto the field, though that did happen notoriously more than a…

Can't believe they missed how wide open Danny Green was.

Let's zoom in on that patch:

Thanks for the fun facts. I didn't say Charleston, WV was more affluent than Charleston, SC. I just said that Charleston, SC shouldn't be referred to simply as "Charleston."

Tony La Russa Warns Grads About The Machines During Commencement Speech.

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

Tell your coworker's ex-wife to buy doge with that money.

If you dislike Lil B, you probably don't understand Lil B.

LeSean's cousin

Funny, a fishing trip is what ruined Bison Dele.

Who is Caitlin Kelly and why do we care?

Most people who injure themselves messing with "fancy triangles" play for the Lakers

It's a lot easier to get a win when you mug Jermaine O'Neal while the other big guys are hurt. Warriors won inside all series, then Davis gives O'Neal the Harding treatment and it all goes to shit.

go fuck yourself

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

Wow slow morning at deadspin. "Facepalm for the ages" haha. Who would have thought in a arena full of thousands of fans for the home team there might be some images of those fans upset after their team loses. Thank god you pointed out that one really bummed dude in a sea of thousands of bummed people.

You know at least one person in Indianapolis was cheering. Jim Irsay is always down for a stumbling, off-balance shot.

great piece, Barry. funny how if you turn the puck over a lot and don't shoot on goal as often as the other team you might not win very many games against playoff-caliber teams.

I guess I will. Being completely honest here, I really love this community and the platform it had. I thought I was in a space where my comment would be taken just as lightly as the rest of the content here.