Looks like the Apex of Naadir's career as a baller.

I read EXACTLY the following:

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

"Pretty good day for Geno."

Second Round? Are we now calling the 4 play-in games the First Round? I like proto-round better....

Slow news day, huh?

That grin by the security guard in the background is fucking priceless.

Hi, Tim. I follow this stuff pretty closely and while I'm skeptical of some of the data, I wanted to point out a few items in Luker's defense.

Jesus fucking Christ dude. Stop hating on the MLS. It's so annoying, when the GAWKER BRAND WEBSITES take up a cause. It usually turns out super creepy, and this is super creepy.

I have to be honest, it's a little tough for me to feel bad about the guy potentially losing millions when he's got that giant cracker fortune to fall back on.

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

You suck. Chvrches is great.

Just remember ALL FLOPS when you hate the man's game.

A Klay Thompson dunk is a singler event to begin with.

While embarrassed to be less skilled than Andray Blatche, there's one NBAer who Collins will never be below on a depth chart, and that's Bison Dele.

Kerry Rhodes: [picks up baseball]

That's a great point. Thanks, Kerry.

good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)

well obviously he's good because there's like six of him...

Burner, you win the internet for the day.