i feel the same way about the st. louis cardinals best everythings jokes. they're not cryptic or complex, they're just boring.

it looks the same as all the other ones

perhaps louis black can explain it best

bang up job

knock that hater shit off, buddy

You need to shut up.

#TASKFORCE PRETTY BITCHES

Can't Remember the Titans

Ha, awesome. Coat factories suck anyway. Fuck them.

just wanted to say that I watched almost every minute of the warriors-clippers series and my suspicions were confirmed: blake griffin is always innocent of wrongdoing and every drive to the rim results in a flagrant 1. griffin is a teddy bear, an angel, a paragon of virtue. when blake griffin dunks, he leaps and cures…

the most tired jab in baseball

Well, he WAS out of bounds and hey, it was a HELL of a shot. What a weird straw man to build.

Nelly taught us how to dance the right way. Don't be a jabroni.

yeah like star terk

"For the record, I think he has a point, to an extent."

For the record, I think he has a point, to an extent.

I don't know probably speculating on the perceived sportsmanship in geopolitical relations during times of conflict and saying (in the second quote) that if Putin is going to play Hockey a la Rollerball and we're going to behave like we're on international ice, then Ukranians should be expected to be confounded by two…

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Tom Ley: "[Lying is better.]"

but how will he stay up to date on BEARCULTURE???