just seems like he's been so reliably excellent in anyone's memory

no brakes, either.

What. A. Juvenile.

The Based God Cooks in the West

YOU HIT ME WITH THE PHONE, DICK!

don't tell me what to glorify

Nelly's performance in the mlb celeb all-star game should push him to the top.

Weird that you mentioned it. The best man at my wedding is an officer, and he told me just how it went down. He and the rest of the boys at the precinct were catching up on Loso's tapes – at one point they played "Breathe" 3x in a row, wild – and then suddenly they came across a version that had been chopped and…

"Uninhibited Petulance: The Tom Ley Story"

fifth grade i scored my only goal of the year like this:

"Pretty racist."

hi, obvious dude here, why isn't that a tech on louisville for obstructing play?

re: pinball, you trap the ball in the crook of the flipper and drink at your leisure.

Regressing: How Many Clicks Can This Bullshit Give Us

oh my god my jaw is on the floor

they seem perfectly mollified

don cherry looks young as fuck

THANK YOU BASED GOD

He calls it Slumpman.

at the combo jazz/bluegrass clubs for which OKC is legendary