Donald Jr looks like what would result if you asked a panda to mold Timothy Olyphant out of greasy play-doh.

“neoliberal centrist” is a slur only used by delusional Bernie Bros that don’t actually understand how the economy works or what institutions like corporations or the fed actually do. dunno if you are one of them, but if you are, please stop. its your fault trump is president and you are contributing to the ruin that…

Wow. Nice straw man you conjured up there.

He’s also a ball-hog of historic proportions.

Deadspin remains the place with some of the worse understanding of basketball on the internet.

Pens fan (i know, i know “boo!!”). My heart hurts for Fleury. Class act, lovable guy. And he’s stuck in that filthy place with a shitty team.

Do you really think only the purest form of your vision is acceptable? That you won’t accept $50 when you ask for $100, so nobly accept $0 instead?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Darren is like the George Mikan of sports baby. One of the early greats and due respect, but couldn’t compete in a league with (riley) Curry.

F*ck Shaun King.

so you basically wrote a blog post about how all these other blog posts are stupid?

I like him even more now. Fuck beer (particularly cheap beer)

Best part was Iggy dunking on LeBron - TWICE!

but you DO just dislike him because he’s good (but actually he’s great). Suban is a sweet innocent babe, and when he hangs on Sid’s leg, or does other “cagey” things, its a positive.

sure, Suban is this innocent cherub. HOW DARE YOU SID! HOW DARE YOU BUMP HIS HELMETTED HEAD INTO THE ICE WHILE HE HANGS ON YOUR LEG!!!

to be fair, nearly every non-Pens fans wishes they could have Sid on their team

If the roles were reversed, Deadspin would be calling PK “cagey”. So, i guess there’s media balance between you and Milbury.

If the roles were reversed, people would be talking about how crafty PK is instead of how dirty Sid is. PK wasn’t gonna get injured on this. He wasn’t slamming his head, he was just pissing him off because he’d been a dickhead the whole series.

When enforcers and antagonizers do the same thing and get away with it they are probably called “crafty” and stuff though, right?

tell me when Irving is NOT being arrested for something sketchy. That’ll actuall be news.