This lady is definitely a schmo and the exercise is pretty stupid.

he tried to shake his hand but realized that was where the kid had some challenges, so he then went for the head to make the most of it and avoid some awkwardness. actually a pretty smooth move.

Oh, the emotional roller coaster of Deadspin. Feeling good about a minor gesture from a star athlete to feeling gross by all the comments regarding that gesture.

He’s handsome and good at football, but wow is he stupid.

So great. Rodney Harrison, while admittedly was a good player, is such a garbage human being (substance abuse, drunk driving, dirtiest player in the NFL, now on high-horse as commentator).

No, he just sent friends and family to risk and lose their lives into two unnecessary wars so his buddies could make some money and juice some political capital. and also had policies that destroyed the economy. and his policies created the fertile ground from which ISIS now grows.

Bob Ueker

Late to this party - but yeah, fuck steve williams. He gets paid millions, so pickup that fucking club.

Anything that increases the likelihood, even slightly, that Floyd gets part of his face ripped off is a net positive for humanity.

It’s super easy to just change out of your wedding gear before going to a hockey game, isn’t it?

I dunno if the world ever confirmed that it was Big shot Rob or Big Shot Bob. I mean the latter sounds better, but there was some debate since he never went by Bob, and always Robert Horry*

Ben also has a history of trying to pretend like he’s a super tough guy. Knowing that by rules he can not play, its easy for him to say, “oh no, derp, I’m fine, its not my call that i won’t play this week”

Oh Barry. Ethics. That’s rich.

duuuuuuuude.

I think the bias often goes the other way. People think of the old-timers as all-time greats, but mostly because their games are more historical myth than evaluate-able, see with your own eyes stuff.

I’ll take an ESPN-era all-star team over pre-ESPN era b-ball team any day of the week. 10 games out of 10. it’ll be like the Dream Team vs the rest of the world.

It’s like it's like they're being chased by a cute little monsters that we can't see

Shut up you fucking baby.

yes, you should be aware that there are dangers when sitting within foul ball or errant bat’s reach of the field. you should also be aware that an infant has less ability to protect itself than adults and the parent may not have the full attention span that one should have when sitting somewhere with inherent dangers.

its not about bothering other people. its about the safety of your fucking baby.