Money. If the guy draws a crowd, they'll take him back. John Cena could take a shit on the McMahon family's Thanksgiving turkey and still be main eventing.

Good god he's like a tiny right handed Griffey with that swing

Oh come on, they were standing at the edge of tomorrow.

i've got a spot of nostalgia for it, too. i lived in minneapolis for six years and during that time really missed shiner. when i got back to texas i had one and was a bit disappointed. it's a good first step like you said and i have a soft spot for it, but i'm comfortable calling it overrated.

i live in north texas which is firmly established shiner country. the only shiner i will recommend people try is ruby red, which is stupid easy to drink when it's 105 degrees out.

Probably the only instance in which the "Do you know who I am?" defense would certainly work.

you have won the internet forever with this comment. Ugh. She is so stupid-gross.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

And then awkwardly toddle around the bases.

Todd Haley's sex talk with his son was "always wear a rubber, bro. Some bitches just want to get knocked up." His son was nine.