they should adjust the lyrics for Bill Conti´s “Gonna Fly Now” from “Flying high now” to ¨T cells dying”

André-Pierre Gignac has been playing well for both France and his club in Mexico. Think he has a decent chance to make the squad.

He surely fight corruption, you just need to tell him corruption is a woman and give him a few drinks.

Oh wow, was one of the girls a teamate’s wife or girlfriend?

The problem here is that Blatter isn’t involved in what the FBI is investigating. The FBI is investigating if Jack Warner, then head of the US based CONCACAF, bribing heads of several Caribbean nations football associations at meetings in Miami with money provide by Mohammed bin Hamman, president of the AFC and head…

"They look jealously at a team like Croatia, who haven't done anything of note on the international level since separating from Yugoslavia"

And that is not a pleasant fall. It's a 15 to 20 foot drop to a river that is canalized, so it's basically about three feet deep that close to the banks. That guy pretty much hit concret full force as he fell. I used to live 2 blocks from the river and would often walk along the bank.

That actually might happen. Cena is apparently fond of the ole' Cleveland steamer.

Actually Montero only signed with the MLS after several Mexican clubs pased on him after trials at said clubs set up by his agent. He literally fell into the Sounders lap. It wasn't scouting that landed him into the MLS.

I even dislike that Russell Wilson's sex scandals even end up with him coming out being the good guy. He and his wife shockingly anounced a divorce, and he issues a super classy statement and doesn't speak of it again. Then it starts to come out she was having an affair with Golden Tate, and as evidence piles…

even his hold up play is sub par, he constantly gets beaten off the ball, and not only by bigger defenders, he's had trouble with smaller men too. One of his big selling points is how physically strong he was and it hasn't really materialized. Altidore just isn't a top 4 league talent level player. He failed…

Chivas USA however did serve a very important function: it helped restore investor confidence in the MLS. When Chivas USA was formed the league was still in life support under AEG and Phil Anschultz. The fact Jorge Vergara and Chivas Guadalajara were willing to invest in the MLS made a huge impact in attracting…

Oh the same thugs you relied on to get you elected and catered to for years until you had a falling out and suddenly were bad for the club? He's as crooked as they come. He just likes to shift blame when a signing doesn't work and some angle of him using Real Madrid to personally profit is exposed.

It was beginning to happen. It all kinds of came ahead when members of a "Barra brava" (ultra group) from Chivas beat a cop into a Coma. This caused league wide repudiation and the majority of clubs used the incident to finally justify breaking ties with their barras braved.

I wouldn't call it a problem, as it's still only isolated incidents. They all however seem to have ties to this party, which is the most right leaning one of them all.

Bill, this party has suffered a serious image problem lately. It was already unpopular because it was former President Felipe Calderón's party, and his administration started the disastrous War against the Cartels. This has made them lose many governorships, seats in Congress and senate, and see their voting…

as they kick a Sounders Jersey under the bed, from their "I only really follow Fútbol because I'm cultured" period, which ended the Sunday Seahawks won the ABC and made it to the Superbowl.

As bad as it was, it was never as terrible as "saved by the bell: the college years", which was basically NBC saying "The Fresh Prince is going to college? Fuck it, might as well move this dumpster fire into the ivy covered walls of a college campus!"

Not to sound like an old man here, but did you ever try Rolling Rock before Anheuserer-Busch bought them and shifted production from Pennsylvania to their bigger Newark brewery?

I think most Texans who began drinking beer before the explosion of the craft beer scene have a soft spot for Shiner Bock. In the late 90's, it was the only alternative many of us had to mass production beers or overpriced and skunky imports (distribution models for these were so terrible back then if you lived…