He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Meanwhile, in the governor’s mansion:

Just starred you. I'm doing my part!

I would like to know more.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Is it with or without pay?

No joke on this one, just gotta say, grow the fuck up if thinking about a sportsball loss from over 20 years ago still offends you. You have to be at least in your early 20s to have been a sentient Nucks fan in ‘94. This means you are too old to get butthurt about the outcome of a sporting event. 16, at the oldest,…

I wish I had a prestigious illustration award to give Tara Jacoby for this illustration.

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

I had a pretty blonde friend who spoke flawless Japanese. I was with her on an elevator in a Century City office building when some Japanese businessmen boarded and began speaking to one another. They were making bold remarks about our physicality, etc. My friend gave them a beautifully formal “Please have a lovely…

Why the comma?

Spock

Dissonance, but yeah.

“In my administration, we’ll take care of both the Kurds and the Wheys.”

Hmm... pretty good. I’ll give it a 9 out of 10.