In-N-Out is average at best. My research is based only on Dallas, TX locations. Five Guys here and certainly back east where it originated is significantly better.

Drugs are a hell of a thing.

LOL, how much stress does this cause in your life? Ain't nobody got time to be jealous.

We really need to talk about the abomination that is this Power Point presentation.

My wife and I worked through this book a while ago and I found it frustrating at best. Many of the questions were either/or scenarios which I felt were designed to plug you into one of the boxes. I chose the best of two answers, but really felt much of the languages were inapplicable. I could absolutely be an outlier.…

Office clutter like whoa.

I’d pay. In pennies. Unrolled ones.

Damn it. Thank you.

I enjoy the cognitive dissidence of selling booze but being offended by the names people give to the creations made with booze.

Do we like Macklemore when he's in on the joke like this or should he just go away? I'll hang up and listen.

I would be bereft. I wouldn't fall into squalor. I would not marry again.

Tecmo Super Bowl. Or if you want to get loose with the definition: Mario Kart 64.

Get a prenup and amend with a postnup. Live in enternal bliss.

No, Georgie, you can't paint me like one of your French girls.

That Mrs. P story got pretty dark at the end. I can't say it was sympathy I felt for her. I want to go to dinner with Dora, though.

Meh.

I was getting a Katie Couric vibe.

I read once—a case summary, I think—that the ring is/was given in exchange for the promise of marriage. Meaning, the individual who received the ring gave the promise to marry and therefore was able to keep the ring.

My job allows me financial independence. It's not a career, to me, it's a means to live the lifestyle I want. I'm not ashamed of my work, it's just not how I define myself. If others want to know what I do it's no problem. They are also free to judge me based on their perception of how I SHOULD feel about my job.

I'd hit that.