Looks like a sperm.

Nothing will come of it. It will change nothing.

Call them vintage puppies and charge three times as much. Bam.

A much more reasonable and helpful suggestion would be to ban imported clothing, and only allow american made to be sold in america, but I know a reasonable and helpful suggestion is not what you were going for...

Her body, her choice dude. Why is none of our business and has no bearing on the situation.

Those earrings are amaaaaazing, I will take a pair in every animal.

10/10 would do Nick Cave, but you cannot argue that he is conventionally attractive.

Hot take: Portrait tattoos are always bad.

Audrey Hepburn is the only one who can pull them off.

IKR my 7 month old is named Rosemary. >.<

Also I will take two, I find giant rats extra adorable. I want one of those giant African land mine sniffing ones too, except they’re busy saving lives...

Clicked for this, was not disappointed.

Damn, that’s an ugly house.

Her feathery bangs perfectly match the feathery dress. It’s perfect.

Baby pants made out of an old merino sweater. They’re extra big right now so they fit all winter, and I’m pretty happy with my first applique attempt:

Aaaaaah the fox quilt is amazing and adorable!

Gonna start the dough for cheesy jalapeno bread tonight and tomorrow I’m making a big back bean salad with tons of lime and queso fresco and fresh tomatoes!

Sometimes, when I give a snappy answer the 10,000th time the toddler asks “What this?” or let the baby cry for a minute while I finish dinner, or fail to provide both fruits and vegetables for lunch, I feel like a really crappy parent.

How dare that two year old break the law! Someone throw the book at her, quick!

Aww poor guy, he looks not happy to be starting school. :’(