I can’t wait to see John Oliver in full Zazu makeup and costume
My partner & I were Brak and Zorak. we won third prize this weekend in the costume contest!
To all you commenters who have declared you’d never wear a used bikini, please enjoy these two stories:
People who talk about how inspiring it is with a positive attitude in cancer patients make me want to hurl.
Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart
Heh, “the-rapist.” I get it!
Those rice cakes you buy in a circular package. You left it open last night. Now there is nothing but a flavorless sensation on your tongue. If there was a flavor it evaporated. Even the crunch is gone.
I’m feeling salty today.
I didn’t just #MeToo.
Dead men can’t rape.
No. Nick Cave could get it then, and can still do so now.
uh yeah. my three kids wear hand me downs — literally didn’t buy any new clothes for #3 — not $3000 Balenciaga ball gowns to play dates.
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.
When a young mother hits her child, obviously something has to be done. These stories are raising the question of whether their children would be better off in foster care (where there is a high likelihood of additional trauma and abuse, unfortunately) or if there is another way to handle the issue, like regular…
I am really into Evan Rachel Wood’s suit.
Quick somebody redub this with this song instead:
Did Trent Reznor have a garage sale? Since it sounds like she purchased his Year Zero synths.
I hate the Trump/toddler comparisons because I generally love toddlers. They’re assholes and unreasonable but they’re also sweet and genuine a lot of the time! And that’s exactly how they should be at their age. So I wish everyone would leave toddlers out of it cuz that’s the only age range of children I seem to like…
When applied to a woman, "self-respect" often means "respect for patriarchal sexual norms."