If a child swallows multiple magnets they will attract towards each other in their abdomen and potentially rip holes in their digestive tract. Small children and babies should never be given magnets small enough to swallow.

Roosters suck. For once I’m with the bitchy neighbors.

Temporarily legalize bow hunting within city limits?

It definitely comes from both ends of the spectrum. That price tag, though... :\

Naw, I mean, lentils are cheap and nutritious, but if there was a weekly lentil delivery service I’d be talking some gentle shit about that too...

I’m not totally sure, I’d do some googling, I am sure there’s 1,000 mommyblogs out there dedicated to making your own baby food... When we were first starting out I think every vegetable but avocado got steamed, and most fruit, except for like banana, and really ripe peaches and plums, and strawberries?

Everyone is different of course, but in my experience it takes very little time to make baby food. You make a blender’s worth, freeze it in ice cube trays and store em in a ziploc and defrost as needed. It definitely costs less than $35 a month, even if you pay yourself $20 an hour doing it.

So happy for Joanna Newsom, even though that article made me cringe several times.

Oh watch it with your favorite gross 90's movie snacks, it’s an under the radar classic.

Also this:

On the flip side of the same coin are the parents in Canada who let their toddler die of meningitis because of their weirdo beliefs... When it comes to children who cannot advocate for themselves I think there is value in an outside entity potentially being able to have some say in the situation. Kids aren’t the…

I don’t know whether I feel worse for the kid saddled with that name, or the teachers who will try and fail to pronounce it correctly.

My dad recently ventured into the realm of texting, and sent me this understated gem recently that I must share now:

Oh my god what is this gif from?

It’s not a contest. It is never a contest, fuck making it a contest.

Gah I’m sorry you had such a hard labor, but glad you and your little guy are okay. Does everything else motherhood throws at you feel like a cake walk compared to the delivery now?

Not the OP, but naw man, they cut a giant gash through all your abdominal muscles. The recovery from a c-section is generally worse than the recovery from a vaginal birth.

Katy Perrys expression in those is priceless.

That’s quite a tie.

The difference between a food animal and a companion animal exists only in your head.