Thanks! I’ll be bringing healthy-ish snacks for during labor, but I’m seriously considering ordering a pizza afterwards.

Of course I’m past the edit window but I really should have added: I’ll be at a stand alone birth center, not part of a hospital, so we’ll be leaving a few hours after the baby is born- no overnight stay. :)

I’m a few days away from my ‘go ahead and have a baby any time now’ date and I am soooo stoked. Baby I love you so much, gtfo out of me!

This book might help him: https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260

How is this douchebag consistently in the black with multiple different usernames while many other non-troll commenters are consistently in the grey?

Yup.

Kristie.

Perhaps ironically, I’m now pregnant with a daughter and my husband’s dog’s name is really growing on me. But I’m not actually going to do it, because I’m not evil.

My paternal grandmother recycled her dead dog’s name when one my of aunts was born. Some people, man.

You’re not the last.

No scathing commentary on her cheesy, cheap looking ‘native american costume’ in that stock image yet?

99% of the time, nothing.

Preach. After paying attention to reported listeria outbreaks for the past two years I feel 100% comfortable eating cheese and lunch meat whenever I want. Also coffee and, gasp, a half a glass of wine occasionally. Oh, and I also go in the hot tub sometimes.

Yeah, I was referring more to the overall culture than the specific politics of the area. I live up the mountain from you, Merced is the closest big city. Howdy neighbor. :)

It just means you have to buy specialized plastic bags now.

I hear Bakersfield, Merced, Stockton and Fresno are also liberal bastions. oh, wait...

Oh for. fucks. sake.

Honestly, I’m not super thrilled by this season and haven’t bothered to finish it yet. :\

Word.

“Conclusion: something in Listerine prevented the gonorrhea strain tested from growing.”