Seriously. Is it an influx of Gawker refugees, or are long time Jezebel commenters really this obtuse?

That is always a woman’s main concern when selecting work out wear.

Thank youuuu!

Okay, I really need to know; are they wearing underwear, shorts, and then outer underwear? Or do the shorts function as underwear? Are they going commando? Is it still going commando if your underwear are on the outside?

It was such an amazing book, and raised so many questions about medical ethics that need to be answered, but I’m curious how well it will translate into a movie. Henrietta’s life, if you ignore the part about mysteriously replicating cancer cells that changed the face of medical science, was pretty uneventful. It’ll…

Vicious poorly behaved tiny dogs are a pet peeve of mine.

Obviously all of those disabled people should have had guns.

As a CNA who spent five years working in skilled nursing facilities I feel highly qualified to say fuck this fucking motherfucker.

Well that sounds like a sane and reasonable response.

France has been through enough. Leave croissants alone.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh honey, no.

Gross.

I saw this and immediately thought she was trying to dress like Rihanna.

Ooh, that would make it not quite palatable, but understandable.

That’s some shit your wasted roommate comes up with at 4am and leaves half eaten on the couch next to their passed out body.

This makes me so goddamn irritated that I have neither toaster nor avocados.

I guess I’m a prude; the idea of someone with Alzheimer’s or dementia having sex with someone who doesn’t really squicks me out, and not in the ‘old people boning’ kind of way. :\

Totally. I had a little hypothetical debate with myself, and I think in that situation I’m trashy enough to just go with the bra straps. Or a stretchy bandeau bra thing. But my boobs are not very big.