Will no one think of the eucalyptus?!

Oooh I love that Bardot dress. Too bad spending $70 on a white dress I will immediately spill something on is against my religion. :(

...But we all get pissed when Bieber does it?

On the flip side, my grandfather had four more kids with his second wife in his sixties, and by the time the kids were in their late teens and early twenties both parents had died. :\

She has all the emotive ability and depth of a cardboard cutout.

You are not alone! :)

Me and the guy both use the same Dr Bronners. When the giant bottle runs out I buy more, and in deference to his manliness I avoid scents like lavender or rose, right now we’re on eucalyptus.