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Then why did me have bowl, Charlie, why did me have bowl?!?

They’re all good cookies, Bront.

As much as me known for just shoving cookies into mouth haphazardly, best way to eat chocolate chip cookies is broken up over ice cream with Bailey’s poured overtop. But Salt Bae and pretzel suggestions both good ones me going to try this weekend. Salt+chocolate always delicious!

Yes! Me not understand how oatmeal raisin became standard oatmeal cookie, when oatmeal chocolate chip so good!

Me tried to set up taste test like this, but me just ended up eating big handful of cookies all at once. Me happy to report it tasted great.

Just a cookie??!?!?

This great assessment except for part where Ringo not good musician. Me will agree that his biggest asset was being buffer between clashing egos in band. But he was also great drummer. He could play any style, he never made mistakes, he could follow George’s constant time-signature changes without breaking sweat.

Put…

He also one of best rappers in game.

Counterpoint: opinions of whiny nerds on Reddit count for less than nothing. This remind me of those MRAs who publicly congratulated selves for hurting box office of most popular movie of all time. Know why Last Jedi made 1.3 billion dollars? Because lot of people liked it.

Wait, so you’re saying Thanos was behind Garfield Without Garfield? 

She travel through time to kill Hitler when he was old lady.

Honestly, players should have all walked out after seeing how Tyrod Taylor was treated after leading them to first playoff game in 20 years.

Me not understand why people still rag on New Jersey — tons of jobs, good schools, best public transportation on Earth — it basically opposite of Buffalo. Unless this is someone posting from early ‘80s, in which case, me have some news about Mr. Hooper you may want to sit down for.

Please. Like me would ever be loud or leave crumbs everywhere!

Me long past worrying whether Marvel can deliver satisfying standalone film that also work into larger story. They have this stuff pretty well figured out. Me just going to take kids to this and enjoy ride.

Frankly, it sounds like cooking would be lot more fun with olive oil that has been around block few times. Am me right, fellas?!? Thanks for coming, everybody! Please check me out at Laugh Factory in Dayton next Tuesday!

Remember, kids, fascists not lie because they think you’ll believe them. Fascists lie because they know they can get away with it. What possible consequence will there be for Trump? One or two Republicans will furrow brow for several minutes before passing funding bill for his baby jail?

Wait... so, Trump supporters hate Eminem? Me feel like being able to listen to rap music without having to give any money to black people pretty appealing to most Trump supporters.

P.S. — me am not a crackpot.