That may be message movie pretends to have, but that really not message of movie. Hero gets rewarded for knowing lot about pop culture from Ernest Cline’s childhood and little else, and then at end lamely offers to spend two days a week with his girlfriend when he’s not playing video games, and that somehow celebrated…

Maybe this time to reveal that me not doing bit; me do really enjoy cookies.

Also worth considering that if Lakers do manage to set up LeBron/Kawhi/George superteam, even if Kawhi leave after one season, free agents would be lining up to take that spot. Whereas if deal falls apart and Lakers not get any of those players, it much tougher sell to come and play alongside post-Celtic-glory Isaiah…

“Social justice is something no decent person could be against”

Staff member can un-grey you. Me remember management saying they were going to un-grey as many commenters as they could following Kinjapocalpyse, and they seemed to be pretty good about it. So me assume Jez/Dead/Splint editorial staffs have same power and just not care enough to use it.

Small town McDonalds operate on same principle as Wal-Mart — it pretty awful, but where else you gonna go?

Lot of people slept on MC Breakfast, but he had some dope rhymes!

This is extremely dumb take. First of all, same whiny idiots who grew up on Star Wars and yet somehow came to conclusion that both social justice and warriors or bad things are also complaining about story and character development, namely that Luke not same person at 65 he was at 28, and that his story more…

Not to mention white male being called things like “laser brain” and “scruffy-looking nerf herder.” White males are real victims in this cruel galaxy!!!

Amazing. Everything you just said is wrong. Lucas explicitly said that Ewoks were inspired by resilience of Vietnamese fighting back against technological superior foe. He also explicitly said prequels were based on rise of Hitler, but funny enough, conservatives looked at story of Hitler’s rise to power and saw…

You’ll be shocked to learn that movies can provide commentary on things that happened in recent past.

So you comparing people chasing monsters with torches and pitchforks to whiny nerds upset because their movie about space wizards had a girl in it?

To each their own, me suppose. Me have discovered me really like having movie me can watch anywhere, on any device, at any time, that not take up any space in my house.

Hey, Luke put in solid two weeks of training on Dagobah! Either that, or Han and Leia were hiding in space slug’s mouth for six months while Luke trained. Take your pick.

ME WILL TELL YOU WHY NOT!!!!

Given that Keenan has been on SNL for 30 years, me worried about him throwing back out when he falls into kiddie pool full of gak.

Me can confidently say it applicable in every instance.

Between streaming, foreign rights, and DVD/BluRay sales (do people still buy those?), me have every confidence Solo will end up making huge pile of money for Disney when all is said and done.

...where it will be slowly digested over a thousand years!

Lucky for us, having children usually involve having sex, and, well, let’s face it...