Me read strip this morning and noticed he actually did have post about By Night. It my fault for not reading anything that not have pictures!

Me love that you this angry about someone being pro-animal rights. If you have to be troll, just go whole hog and be cartoonish troll. Me respect that in weird way.

Yeah, fuck animals! Me not want heroes of movie to do heroic thing like help defenseless creature!

And my cookies!

This looks fantastic, and as daily Scary Go Round reader, me outraged that Allison made no mention whatsoever of this on his site. He immensely talented and yet seem to have this anti-marketing thing going on. Webcomics live and die on t-shirt sales, but Allison refuses to make any shirt that even remotely connected…

That interesting idea, but he constantly risk bodily harm and put life on line. Does that sound like spoiled rich kid to you? Traumatized rich kid, like Bruce Wayne, maybe.

Obviously at some point Tom Cruise will dangle over edge of cliff, hanging onto Cavill’s mustache for dear life. Cruise does own stunts so there no way he would allow fake mustache to be used in that scene.

Never tell him odds of there being sand!

Ayup!

Yes?

Black Klansman look terrific. So much so, me pre-emptively angry about next year’s Oscar snub.

Me only recently found out Prognosis: Negative was actual title of unproduced screenplay Larry David wrote. It was about guy who hates commitment, so he dates woman with terminal illness, figuring after six months, she’ll die and he’ll be single again. Which might be most Larry David idea ever.

Me also love poster for 60s rock group The Whom that show up every so often.

So, basically Wikipedia written entirely by Stephen Fry? Shut up and take money me would otherwise spend on cookies!!!

During Attack of Clones, during “me love you because you’re so beautiful. Or you’re so beautiful because me love you” scene, Mrs. Cookie started chanting, “Act! Act! Act! Act!” That got some laughs from nearby seats.

Pretty sure producer, writers, and director of Emoji Movie beat me to it!

Me feel like rules are suspended if it mostly-empty theater and terrible movie. Me took kids to see Emoji Movie as their first “so bad it good” experience, and only other person in theater was friend of theirs, so they spent movie shouting at screen and it was loads of fun.

Ugh. Why me put Rand? How that even come into my head?

Years ago, New York Times did wonderfully snarky movie capsules, especially if they were short on space. Occasionally, they’d just say, “Don’t bother.”

Fact that Trump not remotely religious makes him more scary, not less. Because he will do any amoral thing to please his Jesus Hates You faux-religious base. And me thought Handmaid’s Tale make it pretty clear that people running Gilead not care what Jesus had to say any more than Trump does, and that it just excuse…