GRONK ONLY PAWN IN OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF LIFE

Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

Great sentence, but ... what?

That would be interesting, then NE would sign like 5 QB’s and then have them convert to play in the secondary or as wideouts or whatnot.

Plus, instead of just watching the furry mascot dance, now you can fuck it too.

Yeah, I find this totally confusing. At some level, the person must know that being racist is a bad thing, since s/he is embarrassed by being called racist, but the idea of just NOT ACTING LIKE A RACIST is like a bridge too far or something.

Counterpoint: He’s not black

How sad are you to give any kind of a shit about Kentucky football.

I know some autistic 12 year olds and they are retroactively insulted at this comment.

At least bartolo can jack a home run. I doubt El presidente can.

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

Like I said yesterday, the only fringe benefit to this obvious bullshit is that by them lying so far one way, Trump may actually be in horrible shape and, thus, could kick the bucket any day now.

stands 6'3" and weighs 239 pounds

I hear he also likes golf and gold leaf

“This is exactly how the Persians took Thermopylae.”

The Gang That Couldn’t Bullshit Straight

“Your apathy has lead you to believe whatever is the most lazy take possible.”

You have vastly overestimated the amount of time I am willing to put into this discussion, I am not reading any of this.

McCarthyism is anticommunism, not Russophobia.