I’ve been boycotting Starbucks since the Sonics left Seattle, so I wholly applaud #BoycottStarbucks

Mission Accomplished...so we’re going to be in Syria for the next 20 years. :(

It does feel like we’re in the anals of history.

“Why doesn’t the press just believe every lie my boss tells me to say? Typically biased MSM”

You are a traitor to the United States.

He’s a true conservative, duh.

He probably thought that guys family was just like his kids, and couldn’t understand why we wouldn’t eliminate them if given the chance.

Fuck that guy.

The party of morals and family values

The folks in our military can’t wait to take target practice at those hoser Canadians at the border.

Can we abort Scott Lloyd?

If you think that “man” only weighs 230 lbs., I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

It was in her face. But she couldn’t grab it.

Speak with your wallets, people. Turn off your local affiliates, and tell your friends and family why. The only thing that will make Sinclair change is $ the bottom line.

I read the headline, and figured King Orange was just proclaiming that he would sexually assault lots of women in April.

dFW?

Andrew McCabe was my Uber driver this morning.

Vegas has lowered the Over/Under on Salvy Splashes this season to 12.

These kids just need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps when they get shot. Something something... largest victory...etc... Benghazi

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