You know he’s serious when he puts words in ALL CAPS

You’re so smart you spelled it unitnelligent.

So this kid was trying to MAGA?

Yeah, but if we institute a mental fitness test for office, with questions like “is collaborating with a foreign power bad?” you know Repubs will just be like “Aww this test has a total elitist Librul bias!”

It would also mark him as a person paying good money to go to a Jets game.

“Ya know what I mean?”

“Ya know what I mean?”

Salty, too.

Ugh. Is Syracuse going to get in the First 4 game perpetually just because that one year they rode a wave of other teams upsets to the Final 4?

Terrible Dad Joke yields mediocre Kevin Ollie-like results

Way to go Stormy, take him to Pound Town!

“Please do us all a favor and just disappear.”

#MeToo Kobe

Australian Steve Doocy has a visible “gotcha” erection.

Doogle approves.

I for one, am SHOCKED a person in this administration would use their position to corruptly enrich themselves.

9/10. I would let her piss on my “I don’t do treason” T-shirt

Michael Smith is so unremarkable, the Chinese call him Lee Kim.

Obligatory:

Same reason Dotard ran for Pres... Sociopaths think they are smarter than everyone else.