Work on your broken English, comrade.

Sentence structure, multiple tangents, basic grammar and punctuation errors...

I clapped for him, since, ya know, he can’t clap for himself.

“Trump received what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course”

A meathead reality star can shame the leader of our country, by speaking semi-intelligently and coherently about climate science.

“Who’s Going To Tell Trump That His Idol Andrew Jackson Owned Slaves?”

Whoah whoah there...I fully support gay rights, but I also love me some Dogs Playing Poker.

Robo-Trump didn’t even punch back with a tweet about Malsky’s sexuality.

He’d enjoy it. U know he’s got that repressed sexuality thing going on, and I think Kayla Moore pegs him on the regular.

People want to know their schedules, because EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE DOING EVIL SHIT.

Alright buddy. Just remember that in 2019, when the Democratic party will have a majority (but not 60-40) in the Senate.

Anyone else notice the brown people in that graphic make the least amount of money?

Do you think the fraudulent use of Budget Reconciliation so the Senate does not have to gain the required 60 votes to pass a law is democratic?

It’s REX Burkhead.

I want whatever drugs this guy is on...

What the fuck is your comment supposed to mean anyway?

In this administration, having a financial stake in the industry you are deregulating is not criminal, it is just being a “smart businessman”

“I have seen things that have made me uncomfortable, that have upset me, that have affected me deeply and emotionally, that has affected my community and my people.”

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if she got CC’d on some Russia emails that causes the whole White House collapse?