It’s REX Burkhead.

I want whatever drugs this guy is on...

What the fuck is your comment supposed to mean anyway?

In this administration, having a financial stake in the industry you are deregulating is not criminal, it is just being a “smart businessman”

“I have seen things that have made me uncomfortable, that have upset me, that have affected me deeply and emotionally, that has affected my community and my people.”

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if she got CC’d on some Russia emails that causes the whole White House collapse?

Go back to the film room, Gruden!

That’s like asking why NBA players are so tall.

If you don’t know what this means, then you’ve never done it right.

Not the most outlandish claim

I mean, something like this is almost expected in Iowa, when you your shitstain KKKongressman is telling you its okay because he wants an ethnic cleansing.

Flow chart of conservative talking points:

Whenever my balls are misplaced by an inch or two, I make sure everyone knows it.

Why doesn’t the Cardinals front office just hack into Stanton’s email and waive the no-trade clause? I seems to remember them having some guys for things like this.

The price is $5 Mill to do it Handmaids Tale style, like the Congressman wanted.

I think we all know he wanted it The Handmaids Tale style with his wife holding the woman down as he stares into her eyes between pumps.

Calling it now...

Anyone know if Prime Video will ever come to Chromecast?

Exactly. I thought “man, M’s are giving up their best catching prospect just for the CHANCE to sign Ohtani?!”