***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Do it to stand up to systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

The Dotard Pumpkin threatens the NFL with losing its anti-trust exemption (though he said tax breaks...read: he is an idiot) and MIRACULOUSLY they found a rule in the Game Operations Manual saying players can be suspended for not standing.

***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Do it to stand up to systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

It’s like a plague has infected his immune system with bad QB play we thought had been eradicated decades ago.

“If your horse runs for more than 4 hours, please, see a horse doctor.”

***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Kneel to take a stand against systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Kneel to take a stand against systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

True, but in JJ’s defense, he really thought he could rush the QB.

+1 Tibial Plateau Fracture

Wow. Stealing this GIF.

His playbook is predictable, petty, and transparent.

Oh man its getting so hot in herrr, Nelly is going down, down baby.

“It’s the good advice that you just can’t take” ?

I know, this guy, amirite? Spencer seems like a totally appropriate name.

I switched to Google Play Music when it launched, after having Spotify for a couple years (I still get the early adapter $7.99/mo rate)

69? GRONK SMASH!!!

This woman is full of shit. She wasn’t being rejected because of her appearance, she was being rejected because she is FUCKING NUTS.

I read that as “frog of ignorance”

The answer to all of your questions:

He can wipe out PR’s debt if he pays back the $33 Million of it caused by his bad golf course deal there.