Hot Taek Alert:

Businesses schools are literally destroying the Earth by prioritizing profit over humanity, the short term capitalizing of resources at the expense of the long-term health of the planet and its peoples.

Counterpoint: He’s a traitor.

I heard he’s been eyeing Oral Roberts

I don’t care what anyone says, President Trump has united this country!

I fully support this peaceful protest. His base though, would LOSE. THEIR. SHIT.

Of course someone has told him they are American. Someone also told him THEY CANNOT VOTE FOR PRESIDENT

+1 gentrification

“Smooth move, Ex-Lax!”

-1 for spelling PSYCH incorrectly.

Can he overdose on speedballs already, please?

There’s that casual Michigan racism

The UGLY of your soul overwhelms the pretty of your face, Megyn Kelly.

^ This. We are being governed by a minority political party right now.

Do you really enjoy the taste of your own farts that much?

I read yesterday the lowest face value ticket at Levi’s is $85, but tickets were going as low as $14 on StubHub.

Have you seen the Colts play without Luck?

These 3rd world countries and their backasswards criminal justice systems.

At this point, I would not be surprised if every important baseball is owned by that douchebag.

As a Royals fan, I guarantee this will be the only dong record Gordo ever sets.