Tronald Dump’s mom was a (likely illegal) immigrant.

Tronald Dump’s mom was an immigrant.

I’m gonna go with “Does not comprehend his actions and their consequences”

Please, I’ve listened to sports talk radio all over the country, and most steal at least a couple of under reported topics from Deadspin, and few ever give the site credit.

“If you lost a little weight, you’d look like Ricki Lake”

His putter made a Ping on the sprinkler head. Using various clubs to putt, the rest of the round was an Odyssey Taylor Made for a player that Never Compromises.

uh, duh.

Just wait til he pardons Jerry Sandusky and puts him in charge of Child Services.

I want you to get out a quarter and flip it. Heads = Patriots, tails = Steelers. That’s how you can determine which team the Chiefs will lose to in the Divisional Round of this year’s AFC playoffs.

These are my 2 teams, having grown up in Seattle and now in KC.

When I think of Cleveland, poop is the first thing that comes to mind. So I think Farts is an apropos team name.

This. I think that is why the press started to say “oooh he is a ninja, working quietly behind the scenes, stealthily getting things done.”

+1 Slim Jim.

I’m in KC, and I think KMBC has just been bought by Sinclair. The second I see “Terrorism Fear Mongering Minute” or whatever I am out.

Yes cherish that picture Mr. Spencer, it will also be the last one you have with hair on top of your head.

Truly, a cruel fate for the Astros. Making them play at Tropicana when they so clearly prefer Minute Maid.

Ha, uh, Willie Aikens was doing cocaine when I was a tot. He went to jail for years.

This line of thought assumes Trump would not want to be viewed as a dictator...

BIG Astros fan base down in St. Pete.

When I was a tot, I called him “Willie A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Kens”